At 30 years old, Opie is a virgin whose existence is made up of watching pornography and eating junk food. One day a drug dealer named Thai mistakenly comes to his door. She decides to help Opie by finding him a good woman.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| JJames RicardoOpie | Opie |
 April WadeThai | Thai |
 Ute WernerDakota | Dakota |
 Jesselynn DesmondRain | Rain |
| GGina DeVettoriAlicia | Alicia |
| SSamantha TurkRandi | Randi |
| HHeidemarie FuentesJackie | Jackie |
| HHutchi HancockKimmy | Kimmy |
| EEllen HughesMom | Mom |
| PPeder FeddeDad | Dad |
 Michael ConnellyMike | Mike |
| LLaith ArasafFirst Guy | First Guy |
| CChris MitchellSecond Guy | Second Guy |
 Rob LanzaThird Guy | Third Guy |
| MMark WoodTravis | Travis |