Two cadets are set an outrageous and wacky initiation test to prove their suitability for officer training.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 John HewerTed | Ted |
 Anton RodgersJock | Jock |
 Susan StephenStella | Stella |
 Richard CaldicotLord Cormorant | Lord Cormorant |
 Mona WashbourneLady Cormorant | Lady Cormorant |
 Austin TrevorGeneral Tankard | General Tankard |
 Peter IllingDr. Polk | Dr. Polk |
 Ferdy MayneSultan | Sultan |
 Inia Te WiataEmir | Emir |
| JJulian OrchardMajor Soames | Major Soames |
| LLeon CortezGeorge | George |
| AAnthony WoodruffProsecuting Officer | Prosecuting Officer |
 Valentine DyallPresiding Officer | Presiding Officer |
| RRichard BennettFirst N.C.O. | First N.C.O. |
 Richard CarpenterSecond N.C.O. | Second N.C.O. |
| LLarry NobleTramp | Tramp |
 Frank ThorntonHotel receptionist (uncredited) | Hotel receptionist (uncredited) |