A modern-day romance that follows one man's quest to find the girl of his dreams: one who wants to do it with him and another girl.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 John MelendezThomas Burns | Thomas Burns |
 Bellamy YoungJennifer | Jennifer |
 Hudson LeickDarla | Darla |
 Jeff RossErnie | Ernie |
| SSuzanna KellerTheresa | Theresa |
 Sandra TaylorSally | Sally |
 Jim J. BullockDerek | Derek |
 Mark CubanSeamus | Seamus |
 Eric AndersonSuit | Suit |
| TTyler DeitelbaumJoey | Joey |
| LLance EatonBully #1 | Bully #1 |
 Mailon RiveraBenjamin | Benjamin |
 Terryn WestbrookDenise | Denise |
| WWilliam Joseph HillDorman | Dorman |
 Madison BauerMadison | Madison |
| PPatrick Michael BuckleyPaul / Vito | Paul / Vito |
| DDenise FennellValerie / Jillian | Valerie / Jillian |
| SScott C. BieleckyMarco | Marco |
| TTony LauriaEdgar | Edgar |
| LLiz ZazziLeslie / Natalie | Leslie / Natalie |
| MMichael PerriJimmy | Jimmy |
| MMike GarganiBrad / Jimmy | Brad / Jimmy |
| VVincent GuisettiStage Manager | Stage Manager |
 Donna PieroniMrs. G | Mrs. G |
| HHallie Beaune JacobsonStarship | Starship |
 Jennifer ScioleMaria | Maria |
| CChristopher MormandoMark | Mark |
| MMichael LemelleBum | Bum |
| MMartin BeckBum | Bum |
 Koji KataokaYing | Ying |