It's just one of those nights. You know the kind, tossing turning... maybe something's on the tube. Oh yeah, this looks good, if only they'd show those great love scenes the way I like them. Ummmm, that's better, oh, oh, oh, oh, ooohhh... Thank goodness for cable.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Kylie IrelandKylie | Kylie |
 Calli CoxCave Girl | Cave Girl |
 JoeleanPool Girl #1 | Pool Girl #1 |
 CheriePool Girl #2 | Pool Girl #2 |
 Kianna DiorGeisha Girl | Geisha Girl |
| TTerra PartArmy Nurse | Army Nurse |
 Joel LawrenceJohnny Ringo | Johnny Ringo |
 Brad ArmstrongKarate Master | Karate Master |
 Pat MyneWhite Willie | White Willie |
 Lee StoneCave Man | Cave Man |
 Kyle StoneChainsaw Clown | Chainsaw Clown |
 Jason McCainArmy Dude | Army Dude |
 Jonathan MorganBob Bojangles | Bob Bojangles |