The Meldrews find a man living in their shed; he turns out to be a drug-dealer. Victor takes a gardening job, working for Patrick's new boss and dealing with very effective herbicide.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Richard WilsonVictor Meldrew | Victor Meldrew |
 Annette CrosbieMargaret Meldrew | Margaret Meldrew |
 Ray WinstoneVagrant & Millichope | Vagrant & Millichope |
 Angus DeaytonPatrick | Patrick |
 Janine DuvitskiPippa | Pippa |
 Doreen MantleMrs Warboys | Mrs Warboys |
 Lucy DavisMrs Blanchard | Mrs Blanchard |
 Owen BrenmanMr Swainey | Mr Swainey |
| RRoli OkoroduduPrimary School Teacher | Primary School Teacher |
 Rula LenskaFortune Teller | Fortune Teller |
| EElizabeth ChambersDog Owner | Dog Owner |