Ron Jeremy is getting married?! Everybody seems to be invited; some random guy and his date. The disgruntled flower girl and the caterer. A bad girl gone good and a psychotic axe murderer. A professional go-go dancer (who is also a nymphomaniac) and her high school counselor. The wife of the local drug czar, a wife of the local DEA agent and the man who is married to both. And now the bride is late, what could go wrong?
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 AjaThe Bride | The Bride |
 Ron JeremyThe Groom?? | The Groom?? |
| DDrop TommyThe Guy with the Collar | The Guy with the Collar |
 VanessaSome Guy's Date | Some Guy's Date |
 Guy DiSilvaSome Guy | Some Guy |
 Juliette JettThe Disgruntled Flower Girl | The Disgruntled Flower Girl |
| LLokiThe Caterer | The Caterer |
 Justine ReageBad Girl Gone Good | Bad Girl Gone Good |
| TTimPsychotic Axe Murderer | Psychotic Axe Murderer |
 Katie GoldProfessional Go-go Dancer and Nymphomaniac | Professional Go-go Dancer and Nymphomaniac |
 Steve HatcherGo-go Dancer's High School Counselor | Go-go Dancer's High School Counselor |
 DeeWife of the Local Drug Czar | Wife of the Local Drug Czar |
| NNellie PierceWife of the Local DEA Agent | Wife of the Local DEA Agent |
 Rick MastersLocal Drug Czar and the Local DEA Agent | Local Drug Czar and the Local DEA Agent |