Actor Rick Smiley Dolphin gained fame and fortune by starring in triple X films but now he struggles to find meaningful work in Hollywierd. He spends most of his time licking lollipops with Cliff Power Boost, his easygoing best friend and longtime sex body double. Rick also happens to live next door to Roman Polanowski’s son and Shannon Tattoo -- the another porn star and promising actress whose future will forever be altered by members of the Charlie Don’t Even Mention and his Family.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| MMikael MattssonRick Smiley Dolphin | Rick Smiley Dolphin |
| JJon DelineCliff Power Boost | Cliff Power Boost |
| SSarah WilliamsSharon Tattoo | Sharon Tattoo |
| SSuzanna AkinsHoney | Honey |
| RRoman AlcantaraRyan Rain Oats | Ryan Rain Oats |
 Justin BertiRobert Drawing Jr. | Robert Drawing Jr. |
| LLydia HookerMaggie | Maggie |
| RRyan KendrickRanch Owner | Ranch Owner |
 Kristen LundbergOlivia | Olivia |
 Jeff McDonaldPorn Director | Porn Director |
| LLinda MichaelsMake-up Artist | Make-up Artist |
| MMark MosBeach Guy | Beach Guy |
| JJeremy ParrDiarrhea Man | Diarrhea Man |
| CCarolyn SamuelsonCharlie's gang Member #5 | Charlie's gang Member #5 |
| JJustin SnowballCharlie Don't Even Mention | Charlie Don't Even Mention |
| CCarolyn VaskoProtester Girl | Protester Girl |
| RRich VolkeningBase Tone Guy | Base Tone Guy |