Susan has the world on a string, and when she finds herself featured in a personal ad, she has the Esquire family jewels in the palm of her hand. Unaware she has filched a fabulous fortune, that light-hearted, light-fingered lady goes in search of her classified Casanovas. Rochelle, who has designs on a piece of Susan's good fortune, runs head-on into Susan, and some madcap antics begin to unfold.
| Actor | Role |
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 Amanda Jane AdamsNot listed | Not listed |
 Little Oral AnnieNot listed | Not listed |
 Erica BoyerNot listed | Not listed |
 Patti PetiteNot listed | Not listed |
 Tom ByronNot listed | Not listed |
 Ron JeremyNot listed | Not listed |
 John LeslieNot listed | Not listed |
 Francois PapillonNot listed | Not listed |
| MMichael PhillipsBlondie | Blondie |
 Joey SilveraNot listed | Not listed |