Mark wants to lose his virginity, but his girlfriend wants to wait. Unfortunately for both of them, a 400-year-old vampire Countess needs to turn a virgin into a vampire before Halloween in order to preserve her own youthful appearance, and when she finds Mark, she turns his life upside-down.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jim CarreyMark Kendall | Mark Kendall |
 Lauren HuttonCountess | Countess |
 Karen KopinsRobin Pierce | Robin Pierce |
 Cleavon LittleSebastian | Sebastian |
 Thomas BallatoreJamie | Jamie |
 Stuart CharnoCabin Boy Vampire | Cabin Boy Vampire |
 Skip LackeyRuss | Russ |
 Jeb Stuart AdamsWorld War I Ace Vampire | World War I Ace Vampire |
 Joseph BrutsmanConfederate Vampire | Confederate Vampire |
 Dominick BrasciaYoung Man Buying Ice Cream | Young Man Buying Ice Cream |
| RRobin KleinFlowerchild Vampire | Flowerchild Vampire |
 Peggy PopeMrs. Kendall | Mrs. Kendall |
 Richard SchaalMr. Kendall | Mr. Kendall |
 Peter ElblingBookseller | Bookseller |
 Carey MoreMoll Flanders Vampire | Moll Flanders Vampire |
 Anna MathiasDaphne | Daphne |
| KKate ZentallTanya | Tanya |
| LLaura UrsteinDarlene | Darlene |
 Megan MullallySuzette | Suzette |
 Garry GoodrowWino | Wino |
 Beans MoroccoHarry (as Dan Barrows) | Harry (as Dan Barrows) |
 Chris TashimaDream Sequence Extra (uncredited) | Dream Sequence Extra (uncredited) |