| HHughston WalkinshawSimon / Bookstore Patron | Simon / Bookstore Patron |
| JJill AndersonGina, Simon's Girlfriend | Gina, Simon's Girlfriend |
| FFrankie BeeJorge, Columbian Jewel Thief | Jorge, Columbian Jewel Thief |
 Christopher M. DukesGustavo, Columbian Jewel Thief | Gustavo, Columbian Jewel Thief |
| LLars Erik MadsenLars, the Donut Guy | Lars, the Donut Guy |
| DDick MuellerMort, Simon's Father | Mort, Simon's Father |
| SScott KurzEvan, Simon's Brother | Evan, Simon's Brother |
| RRene JohnsonClaudette, Simon's Sister | Claudette, Simon's Sister |
| MMelissa JareckeMyra, Simon's Mother | Myra, Simon's Mother |
| RRobert J. GarfieldBob, Charismatic Guitar Player | Bob, Charismatic Guitar Player |
| TTim SiragusaTelemarketing Trainer | Telemarketing Trainer |
| DDonald Ray SchwartzJeweler | Jeweler |
| BBen NelsonHimself (Nebraska Governor) | Himself (Nebraska Governor) |
| RRichard A. RothHimself (Douglas County Sheriff) | Himself (Douglas County Sheriff) |
| AAllan AbbottHimself (Dept. of Roads Director) | Himself (Dept. of Roads Director) |
| DDelbert D. WeberHimself (Chancellor, University of Nebraska - Omaha) | Himself (Chancellor, University of Nebraska - Omaha) |
| MMichael ScottFEDS Host | FEDS Host |
| EEarl E. Bates IIILead FEDS Agent | Lead FEDS Agent |
| DDavid GainesBuddhist Guru | Buddhist Guru |
 Aaron FiliIan, the Photographer | Ian, the Photographer |
| TThomas F. RudloffBookstore Owner | Bookstore Owner |
| SScott BlankenshipRoving Gang of Iowa Kickboxers | Roving Gang of Iowa Kickboxers |
| CChip BurnsFEDS Agent | FEDS Agent |
 Bruce Cole-EdwardsBuddhist Monk | Buddhist Monk |
| SShea DeganFEDS Victim | FEDS Victim |
| JJames E. DuffBumpkin at Truck Stop | Bumpkin at Truck Stop |
| JJim ExonHimself | Himself |
| MMarilyine FranklinFEDS Agent | FEDS Agent |
| GGreg FredrickFEDS Agent | FEDS Agent |
| JJ.B. JonesTelemarketer | Telemarketer |
