A brief biopic of the rise and fall of a professional spokesman.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| PPaulie AndersonSpokesman | Spokesman |
| MMichael Edward StaleyPolish Patron | Polish Patron |
| MMcKendrey McGownTums Lass | Tums Lass |
| FFinley Blue DanielsonPepto Kid | Pepto Kid |
| PPaula Pepper SalkyArt Critic | Art Critic |
| JJaccie SerbusArt Critic | Art Critic |
| KKatie WestBiker Wife | Biker Wife |
| RReina SalkyGallery Patron | Gallery Patron |
| TTeneil JayneGallery Patron | Gallery Patron |
| KKeith AppelGallery Patron | Gallery Patron |
| SSharon Pinney-GamradtPepto Mom | Pepto Mom |