A movie 169 years in the making. Oliver Twist, the Artful Dodger, and Fagin. The lovers will love Fagin's waifs. Plus, there's Mr. Bumble and the hairy-chested Detective Brownlow. It's 2007, the location is South Beach FL, Fagin is a pimp and his boys are whores. But that co-dependent bitch Nancy still gets it in the end! - Written by Peter Z Pan
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Brad StarMr Bumble | Mr Bumble |
 Dillon SamuelsOliver Twist | Oliver Twist |
 Jarett FoxFagin | Fagin |
 Jayce JonesBet | Bet |
 Kyros ChristianThe Artful Dodger | The Artful Dodger |
 Larry CotterCharley Bates | Charley Bates |
 Riley BurkeDetective Brownlow | Detective Brownlow |
| AAuntie MameMrs Sowerberry | Mrs Sowerberry |
| CCody LandisPip | Pip |
| HHarry BeasttBill Sikes | Bill Sikes |
| MMisty EyezNancy | Nancy |
| RRobin HavocFagin's houseboy | Fagin's houseboy |
 Sean PrestonNicholas Nickleby | Nicholas Nickleby |
| TTyler KeeganDavid Copperfield | David Copperfield |
 Ryan ThompsonRev. Daggert | Rev. Daggert |