The residents of Mapleview retirement home rebel against their oppressors and take the staff hostage. Their demands are simple. They want more freedom, real food, no more enemas, free love and porn. A wacky siege begins.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Milton BerleHenry Foster | Henry Foster |
 Red ButtonsSeymour Saltz | Seymour Saltz |
 Lou JacobiMax Adler | Max Adler |
 Dorothy MaloneShelley Delaine | Shelley Delaine |
 Helen ShaverMiss Beecher | Miss Beecher |
 Sharon AckerNurse Gloria | Nurse Gloria |
| HHelen BurnsMrs. Blume | Mrs. Blume |
 Sean McCannLou Carmen | Lou Carmen |
 Michael IronsideVictor | Victor |
 Sam MosesDr. Oscar Turner | Dr. Oscar Turner |
| PPeter SturgessMr. Nightingale | Mr. Nightingale |
 Tom ButlerGeorge | George |
 Rosemary DunsmoreBabs | Babs |
| MMary SwintonTV Reporter | TV Reporter |
 Alf HumphreysPolice Officer | Police Officer |
| PPierre TétraultPolice Officer | Police Officer |
| VVladimir BondarenkoPolice Sergeant | Police Sergeant |