This mockumentary tells the story of actual Swedish/Finish rap-star Markoolio. By a not too serious tv-reporter, we are told that 'Markoolio' is an ancient Finish expression which means "He who is rapping" and two models reveal the true story of Markoolio's embarrassing debut performance in bed.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Marko LehtosaloMarkoolio | Markoolio |
 Fredde GranbergReporter | Reporter |
 Anna BookAnna Book | Anna Book |
 Magdalena GraafMagdalena Graaf | Magdalena Graaf |
 Hannah GraafHannah Graaf | Hannah Graaf |
 Lasse BerghagenLasse Berghagen | Lasse Berghagen |
 E-TypeE-Type | E-Type |
 Christer SandelinChrister Sandelin | Christer Sandelin |
 Rasmus LindvallRasmus Lindvall | Rasmus Lindvall |
 Robert WåtzRobert Wåtz | Robert Wåtz |