A bumbling art expert, hired by an insurance company to protect a Rembrandt on loan from the Louvre, schemes to steal it.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jonathan WintersJeremiah 'Jerry' Klay | Jeremiah 'Jerry' Klay |
 Luciana PaluzziGabrielle Monet | Gabrielle Monet |
 Steve AllenHerschel Lucas | Herschel Lucas |
 Jayne MeadowsIda | Ida |
 Jack WestonPrince Haroun | Prince Haroun |
 Lewis CharlesHerman | Herman |
 Marcel HillaireMonsieur Moulle | Monsieur Moulle |
 Richard X. SlatteryHaggarty | Haggarty |
 James WesterfieldCapt. Boyle | Capt. Boyle |
 Than WyennDr. Von Gansa | Dr. Von Gansa |
 Michael FoxInsp. Delon | Insp. Delon |
| LLucille MeredithMiss Ross | Miss Ross |
 Joe CoreyTaxi Driver | Taxi Driver |
 Richard KielNori | Nori |
 Roy RobertsMr. Stockman | Mr. Stockman |
 John AnistonAchmed | Achmed |
 Michael ForestHamid | Hamid |
 George N. NeiseGeorge | George |
 Tanya Lemani GeorgeBelly Dancer | Belly Dancer |