A failed screenwriter's suicide threat turns out to be his best sales pitch.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jason AlexanderSid Rosenthal | Sid Rosenthal |
 Valarie PettifordAngel of Death | Angel of Death |
 Kathy NajimySid's Mother | Sid's Mother |
 Sally KirklandMadame Ulaila | Madame Ulaila |
 Jillian ArmenanteDebbie | Debbie |
 James AveryHaig | Haig |
| SSean Patrick FlahertyYoung Sid | Young Sid |
| JJameson MossTeenage Sid | Teenage Sid |
 Chris BuckHimself | Himself |
 Sandahl BergmanHerself | Herself |
 Marina BenedictDancing Angel | Dancing Angel |
 Amy HeckerlingHerself | Herself |
 Amy PascalHerself | Herself |
 Laurence MarkHimself | Himself |
 Joe RothHimself | Himself |