What if today's top starlets were cast to portray '80s porn legends in a time-machine sex parody? Innocent Traci Lords sucks and fucks her way to stardom with Ginger Lynn, Amber lynn, Christy Canyon, Bunny Bleu, Nina Hartley, Samantha Strong, Nina DePonca, Kristina Barrington, Mai Lin, and John Holmes naked, on set played by the sexy performers of today in the most unique fuck movie ever. It's a hardcore historical gem! Angel Del Rey is "The Fluffer".
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Lucy TylerTraci Lords | Traci Lords |
 Carter CruiseSamantha Strong | Samantha Strong |
 Zoey MonroeBunny Bleu | Bunny Bleu |
 Cameron DeeAmber Lynn | Amber Lynn |
 Courtney SheaGinger Lynn | Ginger Lynn |
 Ashlee GrahamNina Hartley | Nina Hartley |
 Natasha VegaChristy Canyon | Christy Canyon |
 GaiaMai Lin | Mai Lin |
 Mia AustinNina Deponca | Nina Deponca |
 Angelina ChungKristara Barrington | Kristara Barrington |
 Misty StoneNarrator | Narrator |
 Tom ByronJim South / Narrator | Jim South / Narrator |
 Ron JeremyRon Jeremy / Narrator | Ron Jeremy / Narrator |
 Tyler NixonYoung Tom Byron | Young Tom Byron |
 Richie CalhounJohn Holmes | John Holmes |
 Jay SmoothJeff Stryker | Jeff Stryker |
 Kurt LockwoodJerry Butler | Jerry Butler |
 Eric JohnEric Edwards | Eric Edwards |
 Angel Del ReyThe Fluffer | The Fluffer |
| RRick GarciaFred J. Lincoln | Fred J. Lincoln |
 Anthony RosanoHenri Pachard | Henri Pachard |