A day in the life of a neurotic newsstand owner.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Gilbert GottfriedNorman | Norman |
| RRobert N. AltmanLeonard | Leonard |
| MMarvin BravermanRay | Ray |
 Keely Shaye BrosnanGail | Gail |
 Margaret SmithLucy | Lucy |
 Arnold StangHarv | Harv |
 Henny YoungmanGail's Neighbor | Gail's Neighbor |
 Joe FranklinSelf | Self |
 Michelle WeeksTeenage Girl | Teenage Girl |
 Tony ToddReading Customer | Reading Customer |
| BBarbara HuntInsensitive Woman | Insensitive Woman |
 Irving MetzmanInsensitive Man | Insensitive Man |
 John SperedakosHappy | Happy |