Smith's third feature film was originally titled "The Kidnapping of Wendell Willkie by the Love Bandit," in reaction to the 1968 Presidential Campaign. It mixes B&W footage of Smith's creatures with old campaign footage of Willkie, a liberal Republican who ran against FDR in the 1940's. The climax of the work appears to be the "auctioning" of the presidential candidate at a convention.
| Actor | Role |
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 Mario MontezNot listed | Not listed |
 Piero HeliczerNot listed | Not listed |
| TTally BrownNot listed | Not listed |
| JJerry SimsNot listed | Not listed |
 Donna KernessNot listed | Not listed |
 Charles Henri FordNot listed | Not listed |
| FFrancis FrancineNot listed | Not listed |
 Gerard MalangaNot listed | Not listed |