No More Excuses
A bizarre portrait of the New York singles scene.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Robert Downey Sr.Pvt. Stewart Thompson | Pvt. Stewart Thompson |
| AAlan AbelHimself | Himself |
 Lawrence WolfPresident James A. Garfield | President James A. Garfield |
| PPrentice WilhiteCharles Guiteau | Charles Guiteau |
| LLinda DiesemMrs. Garfield | Mrs. Garfield |
 Aimée EcclesChinese Girl | Chinese Girl |
 Don CalfaPriest | Priest |
| PPaula MorrisPriest's Woman / Prostitute | Priest's Woman / Prostitute |