When a group of international criminals from his past kidnap his daughter, the world's greatest commando sets out for revenge in this action-packed parody of everything you loved about the '80s.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| DDarren RyanJohn Mantrixx (as John Mantrixx) | John Mantrixx (as John Mantrixx) |
| JJason ChiltonBarrett / Orderly #3 / Russian Soldier #5 | Barrett / Orderly #3 / Russian Soldier #5 |
| KKacey SamieeCheni Mantrixx | Cheni Mantrixx |
| RRichard DodwellGeneral Kerbey | General Kerbey |
 Elle LaMontDr. Dawn Bergman | Dr. Dawn Bergman |
 Timothy McKinneySullee | Sullee |
| MMaya GlickMaelstrom | Maelstrom |
| MMarc JeffreysGeneral Ares | General Ares |
 Vernon WellsBarrett Transformed | Barrett Transformed |
 Don DaroSergei Daronov | Sergei Daronov |