A bouncer finds out that guarding modern art is just as hazardous as controlling the ropes at a nightclub.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Steffan RhodriNeil | Neil |
 Abigail ThawJuliette | Juliette |
 Faye MarsaySiobhan (the artist) | Siobhan (the artist) |
 Karl DaviesDisturbed Man | Disturbed Man |
 Nicholas FarrellSilver Fox | Silver Fox |
 Siobhan HewlettThirty Something Woman | Thirty Something Woman |
 Michele AustinDenise | Denise |
 Adrian McLoughlinTommy | Tommy |
 James TarpeyYoung Thief | Young Thief |
 Sebastian ArmestoThirty Something Man | Thirty Something Man |
| KKieron MulhallDrunk Man 1 | Drunk Man 1 |
 Ed BirchLaughing Man | Laughing Man |
 Ed GaughanPriest | Priest |