She comes from the house of the rising sum, armed with a sword, a calculator from hell, and two loaded 52 DD's. Wendy Whoppers is one badass accountant with an eye for figures and a penchant for slashing red ink and yellowtail sushi.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Wendy WhoppersWendy | Wendy |
 Tina TylerMillie | Millie |
 Ona ZeeMadame Sue-Won-Ju | Madame Sue-Won-Ju |
 Nicole LondonThe President's Cleaning Lady | The President's Cleaning Lady |
 Jon DoughTommy Dojo | Tommy Dojo |
 Jonathan MorganChuck the Magic Dragon Wilson | Chuck the Magic Dragon Wilson |
 Steve HatcherDirector Mueller | Director Mueller |
 T.T. BoyLow Fat | Low Fat |
| JJim TravisMaster Pi-Yu | Master Pi-Yu |
| LL.S. TalbotPresident of the United States | President of the United States |