| CChloe HolgateChloe / Klo-E | Chloe / Klo-E |
| MMatt TorpeyMatt / Pig Man | Matt / Pig Man |
 Dave WiskusDave the Agent | Dave the Agent |
 Patrick WillemsAlternate Universe Patrick / Patrick | Alternate Universe Patrick / Patrick |
| CChad RuhleCharl (voice) / Dwayne from Random House / TV News Anchor (voice) | Charl (voice) / Dwayne from Random House / TV News Anchor (voice) |
| JJake TorpeyJake | Jake |
| PPaul O'DonnellPin Salesman | Pin Salesman |
| AArjun RagalwarKid | Kid |
| RRaven ThigpenMatt's Ex-Girlfriend (voice) | Matt's Ex-Girlfriend (voice) |
| SScott ThomasPop-Tart Repo Man (voice) / Nickelodeon Announcer (voice) | Pop-Tart Repo Man (voice) / Nickelodeon Announcer (voice) |
| TTruck ShepherdCharl Livestream Announcer (voice) | Charl Livestream Announcer (voice) |
| TTimothy PerezSecurity Guard | Security Guard |
| EEmma LogsdonCharl Studios PA | Charl Studios PA |
| RRachel SchenkSpeaker Voice (voice) | Speaker Voice (voice) |
| SSiddhant AdlakhaGuy in Times Square | Guy in Times Square |
| MMatt CoxFred Jones | Fred Jones |
 Nick CarrilloThe Chief | The Chief |
| TTom BishopSecurity | Security |
| AAndy MillerBarbara | Barbara |
 A.J. DittyPasserby | Passerby |
| MMaddie LoneySophie | Sophie |
| LLane BurgessMom | Mom |
| MMatt LoneyDad | Dad |
 Matt KrolGuy Who Never Liked Charl | Guy Who Never Liked Charl |
 Valentina VeeWoman Who Agrees | Woman Who Agrees |
| BBairbre Mccarthy WillemsPatrick's Mom | Patrick's Mom |
| HHank WillemsPatrick's Dad | Patrick's Dad |
| AAdam Lance GarciaDwayne from Random House | Dwayne from Random House |
| SSara DeForestOikos Woman | Oikos Woman |
| AAli AbdaalSelf | Self |
