 Ernest BorgnineAlbert | Albert |
 Zachary AbelJustin Palma | Justin Palma |
 Natasha LyonneMrs. Keaton | Mrs. Keaton |
 Ahney HerNikki | Nikki |
 Mickey RooneyJerry Sherman | Jerry Sherman |
 Sally KellermanDorothy | Dorothy |
| BBryan WilliamsChris Brown | Chris Brown |
 Daniel RoebuckFrank | Frank |
| MMadison LiddyApril | April |
 Rance HowardChuck | Chuck |
| SSam BorowskiMan Making out with Girlfriend at fraternity party | Man Making out with Girlfriend at fraternity party |
 Paul SorvinoHimself | Himself |
 Alex Hyde-WhitePreacher | Preacher |
 Chuck McCannManny Melowitz | Manny Melowitz |
| BBill SorvinoArresting Officer | Arresting Officer |
| MMary DiminoGina Palma | Gina Palma |
 Duane WhitakerIntimidating Inmate | Intimidating Inmate |
 Jan RooneyJanet | Janet |
 Mara NewMuriel | Muriel |
 Eric SteinClarence | Clarence |
 Jessica DiCiccoReceptionist | Receptionist |
 Clint HowardCliff | Cliff |
| MMichael MaugeriHearse Driver | Hearse Driver |
| DDick ContinoHimself | Himself |
 Hal WilliamsResident Playing Cards at Casino Night | Resident Playing Cards at Casino Night |
 Harold SylvesterGrim Interviewer | Grim Interviewer |
| EEfram PotelleSerious Interviewer | Serious Interviewer |
 Janelle GaetaGirl Making out with Boyfriend at Party | Girl Making out with Boyfriend at Party |
| KKevin RushingLarge African American Man | Large African American Man |
 Jen JohnsonTyping Bikini Girl | Typing Bikini Girl |