Who's committing all these senseless crimes? And how do you stop a madman? With mad police? The DIP squad is called in to combat the lunatic criminal, The Lemon Man! It's one thing to die on stage, but you shouldn't have to die off stage; and wait a minute! That's the real thing on the floor! That's not stage blood! Watch Malcolm regret calling in sick when his world is invaded by psycho politicians, a wild child, and a mad hypnotist! Poor Malcolm is in for a sick time!
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| DDavid MoriartySegment "The Lemon Man" | Segment "The Lemon Man" |
| TTony FerreiraSegment "The Lemon Man" | Segment "The Lemon Man" |
| BBruce HardingSegment "The Lemon Man" | Segment "The Lemon Man" |
| MMichael LeggeSegments "The Lemon Man" "Stage Blood" "Sick Time" | Segments "The Lemon Man" "Stage Blood" "Sick Time" |
| CCherry Lynn ZingerSegment "Stage Blood" | Segment "Stage Blood" |