A crooked producer makes money from Broadway flops by selling more than 100% interest to multiple parties. He only fails if it makes a profit.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Joe PennerSeymore Seymore | Seymore Seymore |
 Milton BerleWallington Wedge | Wallington Wedge |
 Harry ParkeParky | Parky |
 Harriet NelsonPatricia | Patricia |
| WWilliam BradyJimmy | Jimmy |
 Jerome CowanRobert Hunt | Robert Hunt |
 Thelma LeedsElaine | Elaine |
 Tommy MackHugo Straight | Hugo Straight |
 Bert GordonMischa Moody | Mischa Moody |
 Lorraine KruegerSuzy | Suzy |
 Ann MillerAnn Miller | Ann Miller |
 Dewey RobinsonJoe Guzzola | Joe Guzzola |
 Patricia WilderHunt's Secretary | Hunt's Secretary |
 Richard LaneBroker | Broker |
 Dudley ClementsStage Manager | Stage Manager |
| WWilliam CorsonAssistant Stage Manager | Assistant Stage Manager |
| GGeorge RosenerDoorman | Doorman |
 Harry C. BradleyMoody's Secretary | Moody's Secretary |
| DDerry DeaneSinger | Singer |
 Frances GiffordShowgirl | Showgirl |
| MMary Louise SmithShowgirl | Showgirl |
| BBetty JohnsonShowgirl | Showgirl |
 Jan WileyShowgirl | Showgirl |
| BBeatrice SchuteShowgirl | Showgirl |
| JJuanita FieldsShowgirl | Showgirl |
| CCynthia WestlakeShowgirl | Showgirl |
| BBetty BrianSinger | Singer |
| DDoris BrianSinger | Singer |
| GGwen BrianSinger | Singer |
| FFreddy HickeyStanley | Stanley |