Never Too Young to Die
Secret agent Drew Stargrove is brutally murdered by the ruthless hermaphrodite gang leader Velvet Von Ragnar. The murdered secret agent's son, Lance Stargrove is thrust into the dangerous and intriguing world of secret agents and espionage when he seeks revenge. Danja Deerling teams up with Lance as his sidekick and love interest.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 John StamosLance Stargrove | Lance Stargrove |
 VanityDanja Deering | Danja Deering |
 Gene SimmonsVelvet Von Ragnar | Velvet Von Ragnar |
 George LazenbyDrew Stargrove | Drew Stargrove |
 Robert EnglundRiley | Riley |
 Peter KwongCliff | Cliff |
| EEd BrockPyramid | Pyramid |
 John AndersonArliss | Arliss |
 Tara BuckmanSacrificed Punkette | Sacrificed Punkette |
 Curtis TaylorBarton | Barton |
 Jon GreeneCoach Madsen | Coach Madsen |
 Tim ColceriGrady | Grady |
| JJohn MirandaMr. Wilder | Mr. Wilder |
 Patrick WrightExploding Biker | Exploding Biker |
 Gary KasperWrestler | Wrestler |
| AArt PaytonMinister | Minister |
| IIvar MirelesWaitress | Waitress |
 Randy HallMinkie | Minkie |
 Branscombe RichmondMinkie's Partner | Minkie's Partner |
| LLarry LeverettScarred man in dune costume | Scarred man in dune costume |
| VViva SexGene Simmons Transvestite Band | Gene Simmons Transvestite Band |