NEVER SAY...NEVER MIND, the SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM find themselves in London at BUCKINGHAM PALACE receiving British Orders of Chivalry. But first, they must locate and destroy a copy of the infamous Los Alamos hard drive. Meanwhile, HELGA is missing in action in AMAZONIA and gets her Damehood in absentia. The other TEAM MEMBERS think that their next stop will be a leisurely yacht cruise and an appearance at the International Bikini Team Federation (IBTF) Open, where they will be judging the contest. Little do they know that intrigue, adventure, portable nuclear devices, a mutant yeast strain and danger in high places awaits.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 John Rhys-DaviesNot listed | Not listed |
 Bruce PayneNot listed | Not listed |
 Nick BrimbleNot listed | Not listed |
 Eric LorenNot listed | Not listed |
 Vincent MarzelloNot listed | Not listed |
 William HopeNot listed | Not listed |
 Denis LillNot listed | Not listed |
| VVendela StjernstromSelf | Self |
| CCecilie BullSelf | Self |
| CCecilie BullSelf | Self |
| EErikaSelf | Self |
| DDyan KeenanLeather Nun | Leather Nun |
| JJanet McCabeDouble Oh | Double Oh |
| EElizabeth RichardQueen Elizabeth | Queen Elizabeth |
| EEbony GilbertHelga | Helga |
| HHelgaSelf | Self |
 Louise HodgesNot listed | Not listed |