 Paul RuddJohn (voice) | John (voice) |
 Patton OswaltElliot (voice) | Elliot (voice) |
 Hannibal BuressThe Nerd King (voice) | The Nerd King (voice) |
 Riki LindhomeLinda (voice) | Linda (voice) |
 Kate MicucciSally (voice) | Sally (voice) |
 Mike JudgeArchie (voice) | Archie (voice) |
 Reid ScottBrett Anderson / Second Butler (voice) | Brett Anderson / Second Butler (voice) |
 Molly ShannonBusiness Woman (voice) | Business Woman (voice) |
 Matt BallardFirst Butler / Reporter Matt (voice) | First Butler / Reporter Matt (voice) |
 Eric BauzaAnchorman Eric (voice) | Anchorman Eric (voice) |
 Tommy BlachaPharmacist (voice) | Pharmacist (voice) |
 Becky BoxerAnchorwoman Donna (voice) | Anchorwoman Donna (voice) |
 Richard ChristyConfused Woman (voice) | Confused Woman (voice) |
| DDana DavisDetective Cassidy (voice) | Detective Cassidy (voice) |
 John EnnisDetective Donahue (voice) | Detective Donahue (voice) |
 Julie GaldieriReporter Cathy (voice) | Reporter Cathy (voice) |
 Sal GovernaleFire Chief (voice) | Fire Chief (voice) |
 Jess HarnellReporter Jess (voice) | Reporter Jess (voice) |
 Sally KirklandOlder Woman (voice) | Older Woman (voice) |
 Christopher McCullochPublicist (voice) | Publicist (voice) |
 Scott MosierPoliceman (voice) | Policeman (voice) |
 Laraine NewmanMrs. McCullers (voice) | Mrs. McCullers (voice) |
 Georgette PernaYoungster (voice) | Youngster (voice) |
| SShannon PrynoskiDispatcher Voice (voice) | Dispatcher Voice (voice) |
 Paul ScheerMarvin Masterson (voice) | Marvin Masterson (voice) |
 Laura SilvermanPolicewoman (voice) | Policewoman (voice) |
 Brendon SmallMr. Kelly (voice) | Mr. Kelly (voice) |
 Dana SnyderConfused Guy #2 (voice) | Confused Guy #2 (voice) |
| LLily SparksWaitress (voice) | Waitress (voice) |
 Bob StephensonFriendly Cop / Confused Guy #1 (voice) | Friendly Cop / Confused Guy #1 (voice) |
