How one man's obsession with getting a great bargain gets him in way over his head.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Neil GaimanSelf - Narrator (voice) | Self - Narrator (voice) |
 Brian HowePeter Pinter | Peter Pinter |
 Daniel RoebuckBurton Kimble | Burton Kimble |
| MMalena TevesGwendolyn | Gwendolyn |
| KKaren WhippleJannie Mae | Jannie Mae |
| MMichael FucciArchibald Gibbons | Archibald Gibbons |
| JJude Gerard PrestBob the Flower Cart Guy | Bob the Flower Cart Guy |
| CChristopher GilmanBartender | Bartender |
 Catherine GaffneyReceptionist (voice) | Receptionist (voice) |