WHAC is the most popular erotic themed TV channel on the air, but its president, Mr. Blackman, fears that competition from other sexually charged stations could risk harming their ratings as has thus assembled his entire creative team for a sneak preview of all of the new programs set to air, to make sure that each one is up to the high standards expected from his viewers…
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| DDelia CosnerForlorn Girl | Forlorn Girl |
| LLauren HartGirl in Spider Web | Girl in Spider Web |
| TTina JordanGirl in Spider Web | Girl in Spider Web |
 Loni SandersGirl in Opening Credits / Rita's Friend with Ponytail | Girl in Opening Credits / Rita's Friend with Ponytail |
 Nicole BlackRonnie's Nurse | Ronnie's Nurse |
 Laurie SmithArmy Lieutenant | Army Lieutenant |
| PPlucky ReneéPrivate Rest | Private Rest |
 Baby Sue YoungRita | Rita |
 Mike RangerRonnie the Patient | Ronnie the Patient |
 Ray WellsBobby the Salesman | Bobby the Salesman |
 Kevin JamesPrivate Barry Caruthers | Private Barry Caruthers |
| EEmily DixonMr. Blackman's Assistant | Mr. Blackman's Assistant |
| HHarry DreamzMr. Blackman | Mr. Blackman |
 Tantala RayAudrey | Audrey |
| PPierre PhagautGay Bill Robbins | Gay Bill Robbins |
| TTim SkiHarry Leggs | Harry Leggs |
| LLance ThrustT*R*A*S*H Producer | T*R*A*S*H Producer |