 Steve-OSatan / Stingray / Steve-O Doll / Self | Satan / Stingray / Steve-O Doll / Self |
 Preston LacyBig Fat Party Guy / XXXL / Before / Michael Moore / Ogre / Preston Lacy Doll / Mrs. Smith | Big Fat Party Guy / XXXL / Before / Michael Moore / Ogre / Preston Lacy Doll / Mrs. Smith |
 Jason 'Wee Man' AcuñaMy Little Buddy / Wee-Man Doll / Cricket / Mobutu | My Little Buddy / Wee-Man Doll / Cricket / Mobutu |
 Chris PontiusJesus | Jesus |
 Clifton Collins Jr.Tijuana Cop 1 / Minion / Miranda | Tijuana Cop 1 / Minion / Miranda |
 Jacob VargasTijuana Cop 2 / Announcer / Charlotte | Tijuana Cop 2 / Announcer / Charlotte |
 Dian BacharGregg / Luigi / Cathy Ace / Joshua Benson / Other Fly / Stranger | Gregg / Luigi / Cathy Ace / Joshua Benson / Other Fly / Stranger |
 Lee MajorsDr. Lakin / Announcer / Lieutenant / Six Million Year Old Man / Cowboy | Dr. Lakin / Announcer / Lieutenant / Six Million Year Old Man / Cowboy |
| SSam MacaroniChad / Kid / Dick Weston Fernandez / Jeffry Sutton / Dealer / T-Rex | Chad / Kid / Dick Weston Fernandez / Jeffry Sutton / Dealer / T-Rex |
 Jason MewesCarrie | Carrie |
 Judd NelsonFear Factor Host / Self | Fear Factor Host / Self |
 Danny TrejoCrow | Crow |
 Dimitry ElyashkevichJackoff Smirnoff / Ace Glover | Jackoff Smirnoff / Ace Glover |
 Tony CoxStubbs | Stubbs |
| JJ.J. DarshawGringo | Gringo |
 Jessica DizHot Drunken Latina | Hot Drunken Latina |
| SSevier CrespoDrug Dealer / Fear Factor Contestant 2 | Drug Dealer / Fear Factor Contestant 2 |
| GGustavo AlvarezMario / Leche | Mario / Leche |
| MMike McGuinessFear Factor Contestant 1 | Fear Factor Contestant 1 |
| JJason FijalManny | Manny |
| JJon GreenhalghMoe | Moe |
| MMick PageJack | Jack |
 Richard PortnowSergeant | Sergeant |
 Ahmet ZappaArmy Host | Army Host |
 Pete YornBobby Peacock | Bobby Peacock |
 Mike O'HearnMP Johnson / Dubois | MP Johnson / Dubois |
| SSteve SchleinitzMP Jackson / Coover / Self | MP Jackson / Coover / Self |
| PPatrick O'HaganCounter Dude / Teacher | Counter Dude / Teacher |
| EEstefania IglesiasSatan's Hottie / Lakin Girl 2 | Satan's Hottie / Lakin Girl 2 |
 Ryan SimonettiSelf | Self |
