A clueless Trojan general must meet an unbeatable Greek warrior on the battlefield.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Will SassoAwesomest Maximus | Awesomest Maximus |
 Kristanna LokenHottessa | Hottessa |
 Sophie MonkPrincess Ellen | Princess Ellen |
 Khary PaytonKing Erotic | King Erotic |
 Ian ZieringTesticlees | Testiclees |
| GGary LundyOrlando | Orlando |
 Rip TornKing Looney | King Looney |
 Tony CoxMinoritees | Minoritees |
| TTiffany ClausMilfia | Milfia |
 Deon RichmondJamal | Jamal |
 Eddie PepitoneApproximo | Approximo |
 Nelson Frazier Jr.Ginormous | Ginormous |
 Adam DevineEphor 1 | Ephor 1 |
 Edward BarbanellTesticlees Little Cousin | Testiclees Little Cousin |
 Blake AndersonGreek Soldier #1 | Greek Soldier #1 |
 Randy SklarJeff - Testiclees Soldier #2 | Jeff - Testiclees Soldier #2 |
 Jason SklarBill - Testiclees Soldier #1 | Bill - Testiclees Soldier #1 |
 Dennis HaskinsPriest | Priest |
 Russell PetersPervius | Pervius |