A nice guy goes into the hospital for surgery and through a series of mishaps suffers every man's worst nightmare.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Andrew McCarthyFrank Baum | Frank Baum |
 Ernest BorgnineBig Frank Baum | Big Frank Baum |
 Jonathan SilvermanJohnny | Johnny |
 Kate VernonDiane | Diane |
 Jay ThomasRoger Byamm | Roger Byamm |
 James DuMontEarl | Earl |
 James Landry HébertHospital Server | Hospital Server |
 Ray AbruzzoBernie | Bernie |
 Carol SchneiderCounselor Kim | Counselor Kim |
 Matthew ArkinDr. Weller | Dr. Weller |
 Billy SlaughterBiff Baxter | Biff Baxter |
 Lance E. NicholsSpud | Spud |
 Rowan JosephFather Myron | Father Myron |
 Marcus Lyle BrownAnchorman | Anchorman |
 Livia ScottNurse Livia | Nurse Livia |
 Lacey MinchewAnchorwoman | Anchorwoman |
 Darlene VioletteAbbe | Abbe |
 Larry HolmesSelf | Self |
 Trey BurvantNews Director | News Director |
 Joel RooksDr. Ramada | Dr. Ramada |
 Jon KlaftShane | Shane |
 Sam Oz StoneFrankie | Frankie |
| JJordanna JamesMichelle | Michelle |
 Edrick BrowneHunter | Hunter |
 J. Omar CastroClub Manager | Club Manager |
 Margo SwisherHot Model | Hot Model |
 Scott ShilstoneScott | Scott |
| BBert SugarSelf | Self |
| BBettina NiedermannNurse Becky | Nurse Becky |
 Jedda JonesJedda | Jedda |