When director Sam Henry Kass gets little help from his agent in procuring funding for his flick, he turns to a porn king for bucks. Soon, however, Kass is relegated to directing adult videos, and the porn mogul has wrested control.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| SSam Henry KassSelf | Self |
 Tori SpellingIris Pytlak | Iris Pytlak |
 Idalis DeLeonJodi | Jodi |
 Michael BadaluccoJoe Head | Joe Head |
 Lou Diamond PhillipsSelf | Self |
 Andy DickBrock Robertson | Brock Robertson |
 French StewartChauncey | Chauncey |
 Carmen ElectraSelf | Self |
 David CarradineSelf | Self |
 Marina AndersonSelf | Self |
| PPeter McAleveySelf | Self |
 Bridget PowersMarcia | Marcia |
 Fred StollerCousin Pepe | Cousin Pepe |
 Sandra TaylorSelf | Self |
 Lance KinseySelf | Self |
 Jeff ConawaySelf | Self |
 Cheryl DentSelf | Self |
| SSteve LongiSelf | Self |
| RRay ManciniSelf | Self |
 Danica McKellarSelf | Self |
 Herschel SavageSelf | Self |
 Christian SlaterSelf | Self |
 Alana StewartThe Wife | The Wife |
 Jeff GarlinWriter #1 | Writer #1 |
| BBruce KirschbaumWriter #2 | Writer #2 |
| RRay ValentiJodi's Personal Assistant | Jodi's Personal Assistant |
 Adrian ZmedSelf | Self |
 Dawn McCoyPool Party Babe (uncredited) | Pool Party Babe (uncredited) |