(A pilot created by Pendleton Ward (known for Adventure Time and The Midnight Gospel) and Jack Pendarvis for Adult Swim/Williams Street.)
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Pam GrierJuniper | Juniper |
 Randall ParkAlbert | Albert |
 Maria BamfordHelvetica Deathgurgle | Helvetica Deathgurgle |
 Brian PosehnNot listed | Not listed |
 'Weird Al' YankovicRich Jerk | Rich Jerk |
 Michael WinslowMr. Abernathy | Mr. Abernathy |
| MMaverick McKeownNot listed | Not listed |
| JJack PendarvisNot listed | Not listed |