Myrt has a show chock full of talented performers that deserves to be on Broadway, but can't raise the necessary money. Jackson, a lecherous "producer", provides the money in order to get his hands on the show's pretty young star, Marge. Myrt teams up with Marge's boyfriend to try to thwart the randy producer and get the show to Broadway.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Myrtle VailMyrt Spear | Myrt Spear |
| DDonna DamerelMarge Minter | Marge Minter |
| RRay HedgesClarence Tiffingtuffer | Clarence Tiffingtuffer |
 Eddie Foy Jr.Eddie Hanley | Eddie Hanley |
 Grace HayesGrace | Grace |
 Trixie FriganzaMrs. Minter | Mrs. Minter |
 J. Farrell MacDonaldGrady | Grady |
 Thomas E. JacksonJackson the Angel | Jackson the Angel |
 Ted HealyMullins | Mullins |
 Moe HowardMullins' Helper | Mullins' Helper |
 Larry FineMullins' Helper | Mullins' Helper |
 Curly HowardMullins' Helper | Mullins' Helper |