This comedy chronicles the many crazy sexploits of Xaveria Hollander, the notorious "Happy Hooker."
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Xaviera HollanderGabriele | Gabriele |
 Henry RamerHis Excellency | His Excellency |
 Colin FoxFreddie | Freddie |
| DDon CullenPolice chief | Police chief |
| KKenneth LynchAlfie | Alfie |
| GGeorge SperdakosHotel manager | Hotel manager |
| MMarvin GoldharAll the detectives | All the detectives |
 Jayne EastwoodIsabella | Isabella |
| RRenata PlestinaMimi | Mimi |
 Monica ParkerDr. Frida Schluss | Dr. Frida Schluss |
| NNick NicholsSorrentino | Sorrentino |
| SSydney BrownDying old man | Dying old man |
| RRichard M. DavidsonReporter | Reporter |
| RRobert GoodierSenator | Senator |
 Michael KirbyGus | Gus |