Morrissey's biggest fan spends her evenings hanging out at Los Angeles bars where he's rumoured to hang out. After she finally meets him, she then becomes obsessed with what their life together is going to be like.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jackie BuscarinoJackie | Jackie |
| EEduardo AcostaEd | Ed |
| NNick BennettDrunken John | Drunken John |
| KKirsten BarrieReceptionist | Receptionist |
 Carla JimenezVirginia | Virginia |
| BBen WatsonRoutly | Routly |
| EElena BloomCatty Co-Worker | Catty Co-Worker |
| MMonica BrinnCatty Co-Worker | Catty Co-Worker |
| JJennifer Lynn JonesCatty Co-Worker | Catty Co-Worker |
 Derek DrymonBad Comedian | Bad Comedian |
 Simon JamesDrunken Irish Priest | Drunken Irish Priest |
 Tom KennyRecord Store Clerk | Record Store Clerk |
| JJosé MaldonadoMorrissey | Morrissey |
 John O. NelsonBob | Bob |
 Vince ParentiLandlord | Landlord |
| MMark PlutynskiPedro | Pedro |
 David J. SchowHomeowner | Homeowner |
 Samantha SloyanFlorist | Florist |
| AAlan SmartStan | Stan |