After a DNA test uncovers his father's adoption, a proud paesano from Providence, Rhode Island grapples with the revelation that he's not actually Italian American, and never has been. With the foundation of his identity destroyed, and his familial bonds broken, he begins to spiral.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Justin J. RussoGio | Gio |
 Joey DardanoRobbie | Robbie |
 Bonnie RoseGram | Gram |
| JJoe Picozzi Sr.Pop | Pop |
| SSavino LaQualeUncle Mike | Uncle Mike |
| AAnthony FerraraSal | Sal |
 Mike TavernaPete | Pete |
| PParker SturtevantFiammetta | Fiammetta |
| SSherry PuhaczAuntie Maria | Auntie Maria |
| MMelissa SchofieldAuntie Dottie | Auntie Dottie |
| LLaurie LeeChloe | Chloe |
| PPauly PentaPauly Penta | Pauly Penta |
| BBecky BassDiane | Diane |
| AAkbar AbdullahAkbar | Akbar |
| RRichard KizirianGiovanni Sr. | Giovanni Sr. |