An aspiring director wrangles the money, cast, and crew to make his next great theatrical experience about Milk.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Mary HuffJuniper Sommers / Miss Milky | Juniper Sommers / Miss Milky |
 Brian HuffJeff Linebacher / Old Man Cheese / Mr. Cow | Jeff Linebacher / Old Man Cheese / Mr. Cow |
 Teddy HillNell / Lesbian Ice Cream | Nell / Lesbian Ice Cream |
 Jack HillMr. Nordenstrom | Mr. Nordenstrom |
 Aaron HillKenny Lamaunt | Kenny Lamaunt |
 Moriah HillPiano Player | Piano Player |
 Eema SiddiquiStage Hand | Stage Hand |