A coming of age comedy loosely based on the characters of Archie Comics. Archie thinks about sex constantly, to the point of distraction. He periodically envisions hardcore sex fantasies which are so vivid that they come to life on the screen.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Marc StevensSecond Fantasy Guy / Russian Porn Actor | Second Fantasy Guy / Russian Porn Actor |
 Bree AnthonyFirst Fantasy Girl | First Fantasy Girl |
 Annie SprinkleRussian Porn Actress | Russian Porn Actress |
 Mike De MarcoBearded Russian Porn Actor | Bearded Russian Porn Actor |
| HHenry CobbArchie Anders | Archie Anders |
| JJill LoringRonnie | Ronnie |
| AAnne FarceBette | Bette |
| BBob MoreCoach | Coach |
| SSteve CutesMughead | Mughead |
 Tony RichardsFirst Fantasy Guy | First Fantasy Guy |
 Michelle MagazineElusive Blond Fantasy Girl | Elusive Blond Fantasy Girl |
 Eric EdwardsBig Al | Big Al |
| SSuzy MannPorn Actress | Porn Actress |