A hyper-repressed and schlubby accountant (Jonas Chernick) strikes a deal with a worldly but disorganized stripper (Emily Hampshire): he'll help her with her crushing debt if she helps him become a better lover.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jonas ChernickJordan Abrams | Jordan Abrams |
 Emily HampshireJulia Bowe | Julia Bowe |
 Sarah ManninenRachel Stern | Rachel Stern |
 Vik SahayDandak Sajal | Dandak Sajal |
 Melissa Marie EliasReshma | Reshma |
 Marina Stephenson KerrRuth | Ruth |
 Mike BellNaked Tom | Naked Tom |
 Andrea del CampoSapphire | Sapphire |
 Onalee AmesGypsy the Stripper | Gypsy the Stripper |
| RRandy ApostleRabbi Finklestein | Rabbi Finklestein |
 Dean HarderBank Manager | Bank Manager |
 Tamara GorskiTanya | Tanya |
 Sarah ConstibleKelly | Kelly |
| JJessica BurlesonMelanie | Melanie |
 Aisha AlfaYoung Woman | Young Woman |
 Laura OlafsonNaked Woman | Naked Woman |