A former pro-wrestler is hired to be the bodyguard/nanny for a couple of bratty kids whose inventor father is being stalked by a rival.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Hulk HoganSean Armstrong | Sean Armstrong |
 David JohansenThanatos | Thanatos |
 Madeline ZimaKate Mason | Kate Mason |
 Robert Hy GormanAlex Mason Jr. | Alex Mason Jr. |
 Sherman HemsleyBurt Wilson | Burt Wilson |
 Peter KentWolfgang | Wolfgang |
 Austin PendletonAlex Mason, Sr. | Alex Mason, Sr. |
 Mother LoveCorinne | Corinne |
 Jen SungKojiro | Kojiro |
 Afa Anoa'iAfa 'Alfa' Anoai | Afa 'Alfa' Anoai |
 Ed LeslieBrutus Beefcake | Brutus Beefcake |
 Jim MyersGeorge 'The Animal' Steele | George 'The Animal' Steele |
 James HarrisKamala | Kamala |
 Jim NeidhartJim "The Anvil" Neidhart | Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart |
 Raymond O'ConnorFrank Olsen | Frank Olsen |