Two alcoholic escorts suddenly find themselves involved with a hit gang and an ax murderer.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Adrian EdmondsonDreamy Time Escort | Dreamy Time Escort |
 Rik MayallDreamy Time Escort | Dreamy Time Escort |
 Peter CookMr Jolly | Mr Jolly |
 Nicholas ParsonsHimself | Himself |
 Dawn FrenchMrs. Cooper | Mrs. Cooper |
 Peter RichardsonMr. Lovebucket | Mr. Lovebucket |
 Jennifer SaundersMonica | Monica |
 Gerard KellyHilary | Hilary |
 Thomas WheatleyHeimi Henderson | Heimi Henderson |
 Michael CuleMr. Cooper | Mr. Cooper |
 Philip LockeSir Larry | Sir Larry |
 Granville SaxtonRon | Ron |
| BBasil Ho YenMr. Yakimoto | Mr. Yakimoto |
 Harriet ThorpeBrenda | Brenda |
| GGary MartinTom Jones | Tom Jones |