Rick Robinson, a law intern, is scheduled to take the bar exam in just four days. Anxious to score points with his boss Mr. McAllister, Rick unwisely agrees to help the man move. The next day, Rick finds himself in a moving van from Miami to Los Angeles, accompanied by McAllister's spoiled niece and her pet pig.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| BBen GourleyRick Robinson | Rick Robinson |
 Mila KunisMichelle McAllister | Michelle McAllister |
 Jon HederOrlie | Orlie |
 Rutger HauerMaxwell McAllister | Maxwell McAllister |
 Hubbel PalmerCarl | Carl |
 Billy DragoThe Lady | The Lady |
 Peter JasonMr. Robinson | Mr. Robinson |
 Cathrine GraceMrs. Robinson | Mrs. Robinson |
 Patrika DarboDebbie | Debbie |
 Joe UngerLanky | Lanky |
 Mary Pat GleasonMargerie | Margerie |
 William MapotherBob | Bob |
 Zack WardEarl | Earl |
 Geoffrey LewisCrazy Old Martin | Crazy Old Martin |
 Maclain NelsonBeau Diddly | Beau Diddly |
 Whit HertfordFast-Food Cashier | Fast-Food Cashier |