 Whoopi GoldbergMother Gooseberg (voice) | Mother Gooseberg (voice) |
 Jimmy SmitsOld King Cole (voice) | Old King Cole (voice) |
 Denzel WashingtonHumpty Dumpty / The Crooked Man (voice) | Humpty Dumpty / The Crooked Man (voice) |
 Cheryl 'Salt' JamesThree Little Kittens (voice) | Three Little Kittens (voice) |
 Sandra 'Pepa' DentonThree Little Kittens (voice) | Three Little Kittens (voice) |
 DJ SpinderellaThree Little Kittens (voice) | Three Little Kittens (voice) |
 Regis PhilbinJack (voice) | Jack (voice) |
 Kathie Lee GiffordJill (voice) | Jill (voice) |
 Jackée HarryBo Peep (voice) | Bo Peep (voice) |
 Nell CarterMary (voice) | Mary (voice) |
 Lauren TomLittle Miss Muffet (voice) | Little Miss Muffet (voice) |
 Dave ChappelleThe Spider (voice) | The Spider (voice) |
 Robert PastorelliSgt. Louie (voice) | Sgt. Louie (voice) |
 George WallaceThe Farmer (voice) | The Farmer (voice) |
| RRockapellaThe Five Little Piggies (voice) | The Five Little Piggies (voice) |
 Steven WrightThe Bogey Man (voice) | The Bogey Man (voice) |
 Camille WinbushThe Child (voice) | The Child (voice) |
 Marla GibbsOld Mother Hubbard (voice) | Old Mother Hubbard (voice) |
