The Christmas special you've been looking for is here! MattFarley teams with Pete Peterson to host this variety show spectacular, which features comedy by Jay Mayo, special appearances by Slingshot Cops actors, theatrical interpretations by the ShockMarathons Repertory Players, music from Jon Cross, & cameos by Freaky Farley & The Riverbeast. Will JandekClaus or Sleison join the Christmas fun?
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Matt FarleyMatt Farley - Earl of Christmas | Matt Farley - Earl of Christmas |
 Chris PetersonChris Peterson / Jandek Clause | Chris Peterson / Jandek Clause |
 Jon CrossDanny | Danny |
 Kyle KochanSelf | Self |
| MMichelle BriandJoyce | Joyce |
| PPhil CoteMike | Mike |
| RRyan DesmaraisTexas Tom | Texas Tom |
| TTerry DuganMan Who's Known Chris A Long Time | Man Who's Known Chris A Long Time |
| TTiffany L'HeureuxAmy | Amy |
 Jay MayoComedian Extraordinaire / Unscrupulous Locksmith | Comedian Extraordinaire / Unscrupulous Locksmith |
 Kevin McGeeSheriff | Sheriff |
 Jim McHughMan-On-The-Street | Man-On-The-Street |
 Elizabeth M. PetersonChristmas Card Commercial Wife | Christmas Card Commercial Wife |
 Sharon ScalzoJeri | Jeri |
 Tom ScalzoTommy Adirondack | Tommy Adirondack |
| CChris SleisonSleison | Sleison |
 Charles RoxburghNot listed | Not listed |
| OOdilon GreenNot listed | Not listed |
| PPhil KelnhoferSure Shot | Sure Shot |