In Paris, a young American working as a Michael Jackson lookalike meets Marilyn Monroe, who invites him to her commune in Scotland, where she lives with Charlie Chaplin and her daughter, Shirley Temple.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Diego LunaMichael Jackson | Michael Jackson |
 Samantha MortonMarilyn Monroe | Marilyn Monroe |
 Denis LavantCharlie Chaplin | Charlie Chaplin |
 James FoxThe Pope | The Pope |
 Werner HerzogFather Umbrillo | Father Umbrillo |
 Leos CaraxRenard | Renard |
 Richard StrangeAbraham Lincoln | Abraham Lincoln |
 Jason PennycookeSammy Davis, Jr. | Sammy Davis, Jr. |
 Anita PallenbergThe Queen | The Queen |
 Rachel Anna SimonLittle Red Riding Hood | Little Red Riding Hood |
 Joseph MorganJames Dean | James Dean |
| MMelita MorganMadonna | Madonna |
| DDaniel RovaiMoe Stooge | Moe Stooge |
| NNigel CooperCurly Stooge | Curly Stooge |
| MMal WhiteleyLarry Stooge | Larry Stooge |
 Esmé Creed-MilesShirley Temple | Shirley Temple |
| MMichael-Joel David StuartBuckwheat | Buckwheat |
| CCerrleraMan with Flowers | Man with Flowers |
| BBritta GartnerNun | Nun |
 Camille De PazzisNun 2 | Nun 2 |
 David BlainePriest 2 | Priest 2 |
| EEve KorineNun | Nun |
| EElina LarraugaNun | Nun |
| LLoreto BarceloNun | Nun |
| GGundula HoferNun | Nun |
| SSabina RuizNun | Nun |
| LLila MunroNun | Nun |
| LLeslie AldredgeNun | Nun |
| LLouisa JonesNun | Nun |
| AAralelly DavidsonNun | Nun |